The Loud People That Live Outside.

It never fails. Every Saturday night they come back. I don't know who they are or where they come from. All I know is that they are loud. They talk loudly, they shout loudly, they play music loudly, they laugh loudly, and they knock on doors loudly. In an effort to discover their true identities and intentions, I've decided to set up a log of their loud actions. Now I know what you are thinking. Why not just go outside and see who they are? While this sounds reasonable, bare in mind that they are loud even with a door in between us. If I were to go out there, the noise may be too much for me, and I don't want to risk my eardrums exploding.

It should be noted that all actions taking place are loud.

1:33 AM - Someone yells, "Oh fu**!" People laugh, then he says, "oh fu**!" again. I heard the word garbage. There are both male and female present.

1:35 AM - Someone bounces a ball while a female speaks to a male. More laughing.

1:36 AM - Someone laughs histarically, then exclaims, "You guys missed it." Another follows by saying, "Oh my God."

1:38 AM - Someone says, "Oh fu**, right in the kidneys, oh fu**."

1:39 AM - Talking and laughing continues, but what they are saying is unknown.

1:42 AM - Someone says, "Short, glasses, curly hair, we never see him out of his room."

~Oh no. They know who I am and where I live. This is more serious than I thought. They must really be outside my door for a reason. Things just got very interesting.

1:44 AM - Someone says, "I've only talked to him like five times."

~So I've talked to them before. That must be how they found me.

1:46 AM - A girl is talking about football. She is discussing the Philadelphia Eagles. She attempts to name one of their players positions but fails. "Damn it," is her response to finding out she's wrong.

1:47 AM - She knows that Donavan McNab is the quarterback because he is number five and her birthday is May fifth.

1:49 AM - Someone says, "Hey Carl." Then someone refers to another as "Titties."

~Ha! The fools have given up two names, Carl and Titties.

1:50 AM - Music plays for five seconds.

1:51 AM - Someone makes a sound resembling a caveman. I don't think they were trying to act like a cave man.

1:52 AM - It has been a steady murmur for awhile now. I think I will attempt to go to sleep. I've discovered enough for one night. I'll have to wait until they come back to complete the puzzle.

Don't be concerned, they will be back.